I hate it when that happens

A guy is out at a local bar having a drinks. Since it was getting late, he decides that it time to pay the check and head home.

He gets off the bar stool and immediately falls flat on his face. “What the heck? I didn’t have that many drinks,” he asks.

A couple of his buddies drag him outside, thinking that the fresh night air will do the trick. But, as soon as they let go, he falls down.

So, they decide to call him a cab and send him home.

The cabbie drops him off at his house, and STILL he can’t make it two steps without falling  down. He crawls into his house, and finds his way to bed.

The next morning, he awakens to his wife saying, “rough night, huh honey.”

“What? How do you know already?”

“The bar just called — you forgot your wheelchair again.”

(Editor’s note: The author claims that this is just a story, and has never actually happened to him.)