A regular foursome sits down at the bar after their round of golf. the bartender has already started pouring their drinks…
Bartender: Hey guys, how was your round of golf today?
Player #1: It was awful — it took 3 times longer than normal. There was this group in front of us that was slower than molasses and they never offered to let us play through
Bartender: Was it that group over there in the corner?
(they all nod)
Player #1: How the hell do they have the nerve to show their faces here? Arrogant SOBs.
Bartender: Well you see guys, they are all blind. They put a noisemaker on the hole and do it all by sound.
Player #1: Oh my God, that is the most inspiring thing I have heard all week — put their next round of drinks on my tab.
Player #2: WOW is all I can say — tell them their dinner is on me.
Player #3: Man o’ man, I think that is amazing and want to encourage it — tell them the next time they play is on me.
Player #4: Fuck ‘em. Let them play at night.
on May 27th, 2004 at 3:53 pm
It was great meeting you yesterday at the Tobin School. I’ve sent this super joke to my golfing cousin in Texas. He is on a joke circuit with his New York investment buddies so this may wind up in NYC.
on Dec 7th, 2007 at 9:13 pm
GREATTTTTT I really wasnt expecting that punchline
on Apr 16th, 2009 at 1:01 pm
Funnily enough I came across a blind golf club the other day on the net, blind cricket too.
Cant find the golf url now but the cricket is here http://www.blindcricket.org.uk/